But I’m No Expert


Now THAT's Art!
May 24, 2008, 8:00 am
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This is one of the coolest art exhibits I’ve ever seen! But I’m no expert on art either…



Now THAT’s Art!
May 24, 2008, 8:00 am
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This is one of the coolest art exhibits I’ve ever seen! But I’m no expert on art either…



A Second Chance?
May 23, 2008, 5:34 pm
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Medical craziness!  This woman is dead.  We’re talking no pulse, rigor mortis dead.  Her family says their goodbyes.  The doctors put her on a respirator in order to harvest the organs.  Then, she wakes up and start talking to the nurse.  What…the…crap?  The doctor have checked her out and say there’s nothing wrong with her.  She says God obviously has more for her to do, so she’s gotten a second chance.  I’m no expert, but that sound about right to me.



Shark vs Gator
May 23, 2008, 4:51 pm
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For any of you who may have had these kinds of debates before, here’s your answer.  Let’s just say you don’t mess with a friggin’ gator.



GOB's facing Congress
May 21, 2008, 8:10 pm
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That’s right, the GOB’s are in front of Congress today whining about how they aren’t making THAT much money.  Oh yeah, and the high gas prices aren’t THEIR fault.  Bull honky.  You didn’t earn the title of GOB undeservedly.

http://money.cnn.com/2008/05/21/news/economy/oil_hearing/index.htm?cnn=yes



GOB’s facing Congress
May 21, 2008, 8:10 pm
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That’s right, the GOB’s are in front of Congress today whining about how they aren’t making THAT much money.  Oh yeah, and the high gas prices aren’t THEIR fault.  Bull honky.  You didn’t earn the title of GOB undeservedly.

http://money.cnn.com/2008/05/21/news/economy/oil_hearing/index.htm?cnn=yes



Half Way to Failure
May 20, 2008, 2:47 pm
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I understand that kids my get discouraged when they get bad grades.  Some people just suck at school.  However, this is like anything else in life, if you want to succeed at it, you have to work at it.  It may not be easy and it may not come naturally.  You may just struggle with it and fail.  You may get really lucky and find a teacher who helps you understand how to learn.  This new idea seems absolutely foolish though.

Round up any grade lower than 50 to 50.  Since 50 is a failing grade by any grading scale, they would still fail, but have a better chance at getting a passing grade later if they started from 50 instead 43 or 12 or 0.  Honestly, do we need to coddle children that much?  This rounding up to 50 mess is just showing them if they fail at something, then everyone will just give you the hand up to get to the next level.

In that case, let’s do that with everyone who goes to prison.  Isn’t that the real-life equivalent to failing in school?  We just round all sentences down to 10 years.  We solve prison over-crowding and keep up the myth that people are entitled to success.

Or, we could teach everyone (kids and adults) that they have to earn it.  No one will give them anything and they aren’t entitled to it.  No one gets rich or successful because they are entitled, they work their brains out and earn it.  If we don’t prepare kids for real life, they will go on to become those people who receive the shorter prison sentences.  Prepare them for real life or we all pay the consequences, but I’m no expert.



Don't crawl up a chicken's butt
May 19, 2008, 12:00 pm
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A doctor in Australia found a dead gecko in his eggs. It was unhatched, uncracked egg. The running theory is the gecko crawled inside the chicken to eat an embryo and got caught in the part of the chicken where eggs are formed. It died and then got put into an egg. Apparently, it was inbetween the egg shell and the egg membrane (where the yolks & egg whites are).

I have eggs every day for breakfast, so this is seriously gross. I get grossed out when the eggs aren’t fully cooked. You know, where there’s a little “juiciness” left top of the eggs and they kinda slop down your throat? Yeah, that’s just nasty. Having a gecko in my eggs? Grosser than nasty. This goes for people and geckos alike: stay out chicken’s butts, ok? You’ll just be better off if you stay out of there, um’k? But I’m still no expert.



Don’t crawl up a chicken’s butt
May 19, 2008, 12:00 pm
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A doctor in Australia found a dead gecko in his eggs. It was unhatched, uncracked egg. The running theory is the gecko crawled inside the chicken to eat an embryo and got caught in the part of the chicken where eggs are formed. It died and then got put into an egg. Apparently, it was inbetween the egg shell and the egg membrane (where the yolks & egg whites are).

I have eggs every day for breakfast, so this is seriously gross. I get grossed out when the eggs are fully cooked. You know, where there’s a little “juiciness” left top of the eggs and they kinda slop down your throat? Yeah, that’s just nasty. Having a gecko in my eggs? Grosser than nasty. Take not people and geckos alike: stay out chicken’s butts, ok? You’ll just be better off if you stay out of there, um’k? But I’m still no expert.



No More Chick
May 18, 2008, 3:38 pm
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It’s official, my Bellevue Chick-fil-a is now closed.  They fought hard and long and stayed open until the last possible moment, but May 17th, they gave out.  From now on, Bellevue will just be a has-been neighborhood of Nashville.  It’s a sad day folks.  Long live the Chick!

I’m now sad and hungry, but I’m still no expert.