But I’m No Expert

OK, as soon as I saw this thing, I knew I had to have one. With 9 decks, a sweet underwater viewing platform, science labs that I’m sure I would neglect completely, and a height of 171 ft, it’s got it all! While no speed demon (it just goes with the currents), it’s still frickin’ cool!I’ll admit, it looks like a giant phallic object floating in the ocean…that can be overlooked can’t it? And it’s French, that has to be overlooked…no one can stand the French for Pete’s sake! But NASA wants to use it. That’s the final selling point for me. If it’s good enough for NASA, it’s good enough for me.

I’m envisioning Paris Hilton buying one of these and starting some bizarre fad buying frenzy! They’ll call them “Party Fins” and pimp them out with plasmas, an iPod-integrated, Bose sound system, and of course, something with hydraulics and a stripper pole (for exercise purposes only). They will be the most expensive, slowest, weirdest-looking yachts in the water, and no one will care, ’cause they’re just cool. First, we just need to get stupid “celebrities” like Britney Spears, Puff Daddy (or whatever his name is these days), and Tom Cruise to buy them and get the trend started. Then again, maybe it will just be a supernerd fad and all those crazy Star Trek fans will buy them used from NASA and we’ll all just laugh in envy as we continue driving our Camrys, but I’m no expert.