But I’m No Expert

Ok, somebody’s got to tell me…what the heck is chagrin? My excellently talented wife used it on another blog and accused me of being “much to her’s”, but I’m not really sure what it is!?!? I know I could just as easily go look it up, but I wanted to get everybody’s help on this before I get in trouble!

It sounds French to me. the whole “shh” thing at the begining and it sounds snooty, just like a typical French word. So somebody let me know huh? I can’t possibly tell you myself…because I’m no expert, and that includes French!

Ok, there’s a little shame, but not much. The non-expert wife and I have gotten into a multi-level marketing business. Yeah, yeah, I know. This one just got my attention, plus my ‘rents were helping us into it.

So here’s the pitch: If I could show you a way to lose all the fat you want, painlessly and effortlessly, and make some money, probably some serious money, would that interest you?

Basically, it’s a weight loss patch. I thought it sounded kinda silly too, but it seems to work for a lot of people. I’m just hoping it’s not one of those diets/solutions/whatevers that only work for people who apparently own stock in Little Debbie, fry everything, and have a permanent IV of Coke going into their viens.

So anyway, for those who are interested, check out http://slimsolutions.info. You’ll find info about the patch and its ingredients, the business opportunity, and hopefully you’ll sign up, loose weight, and make some money. I may be no expert, but that sounds pretty good…

OK, as soon as I saw this thing, I knew I had to have one. With 9 decks, a sweet underwater viewing platform, science labs that I’m sure I would neglect completely, and a height of 171 ft, it’s got it all! While no speed demon (it just goes with the currents), it’s still frickin’ cool!I’ll admit, it looks like a giant phallic object floating in the ocean…that can be overlooked can’t it? And it’s French, that has to be overlooked…no one can stand the French for Pete’s sake! But NASA wants to use it. That’s the final selling point for me. If it’s good enough for NASA, it’s good enough for me.

I’m envisioning Paris Hilton buying one of these and starting some bizarre fad buying frenzy! They’ll call them “Party Fins” and pimp them out with plasmas, an iPod-integrated, Bose sound system, and of course, something with hydraulics and a stripper pole (for exercise purposes only). They will be the most expensive, slowest, weirdest-looking yachts in the water, and no one will care, ’cause they’re just cool. First, we just need to get stupid “celebrities” like Britney Spears, Puff Daddy (or whatever his name is these days), and Tom Cruise to buy them and get the trend started. Then again, maybe it will just be a supernerd fad and all those crazy Star Trek fans will buy them used from NASA and we’ll all just laugh in envy as we continue driving our Camrys, but I’m no expert.